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Offline Nick Simpson

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Hot Chocolate
« on: April 29, 2018, 09:07:03 PM »
To continue........
The Prof’ and Mme Daisy Daisy Malaprop (current wife of Count Uptooten Malaprop and now Deuteragonist of this saga [look it up or consult the Polyglot and Artist at Bone Dry Woods] were happily cycling on their Nondisputo-tandem over the Alps when the Prof’ perceived a sudden attack of deafness.  Mme Malaprop had at the time been vociferously complaining about the inefficient Baristas who were handling her divorce proceedings. The Prof’ immediately ordered Bokxx (now Tritagonist and greatly peeved) to construct a machine to deliver a Chocolate beverage of the highest quality and this he did out of sycamore and a drop of Boxwood.
Oh! The Prof's hearing was miraculously restored when Mme Malaprop caught up with him at the bottom of the hill, explaining that she had hastily dismounted to shoot a brace of over-amorous wild edelweiss near the roadside.
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« Last Edit: April 29, 2018, 10:00:09 PM by Nick Simpson »
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Offline Les Symonds

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Re: Hot Chocolate
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2018, 05:33:06 AM »
You spin a good yarn, prof....just as you spin a good piece of timber. I love the idea of a barista handling divorce proceedings, does this mean that barristers make good coffee!
Les

p.s. .... oh yes, almost forgot, nice one Nick!
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Offline Nick Simpson

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Re: Hot Chocolate
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2018, 08:09:16 PM »
Thanks Les
These are best thought of as illustrations from a 50s ‘ boys own’ Comic strip.
Although the Prof’ is nearing journey’s end  there is more to come
Best Nick
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