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Offline GBF

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Joke
« on: January 12, 2017, 10:12:05 AM »

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crossed his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor."

Again, there is a bright flash and..........both his legs fall off.
The man that never made a mistake never made anything

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2017, 11:28:39 AM »
Ouch on two counts LOL

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2017, 01:48:16 PM »
Ouch indeed.

Offline Eric Harvey

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2017, 03:42:26 PM »
that`s like the little Johnny joke,but its not PC now,so I won`t go into it in case the PC police are about.
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Offline Les Symonds

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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2017, 05:18:56 PM »
Nice one George.....now we all know why it's good to be a short bloke!  ;D
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Offline Bryan Milham

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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2017, 07:36:43 PM »
Boom, Boom!
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2017, 10:06:50 PM »
....now we all know why it's good to be a short bloke!  ;D
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No hope for me then  :'(

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